Green Weenies From Fans

Learn what true commitment is, think about your breakfast.

definition: For you to have Breakfast every morning some old chicken laid an egg and then went off and swaked about it. When you take a bite of bacon some old pig was committed.

use: When trying to explain your expectations of an employees level of expected commitment. In short, a piece of his rear every day.

When asked how hard a person works, the response is he or she is  "Pickin 2 rows at once."

definition: Refernce is picking 2 rows of cotton simultaneously.

use: Used to describe the work ethic of a hard working person.

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